History proves no one will win GOP nomination this year

Your political-media-industrial complex has sagely and solemnly informed everyone that since 1980, no one has won the Republican presidential nomination without winning the South Carolina primary.

Guess that's that for Willard.

But did you know that since 1976, no one has won the Republican nomination without winning either Iowa or New Hampshire? Media personality Newt Gingrich finished laughably far back in both.

The evidence is indisputable. There will be no Republican presidential nominee in 2012.

Comments

[ColinFromLasVegas]

Hilarious, Gleanster.

Romney won in Iowa. No. Wait. It was a tie between him and Santorum. No. Wait. Correction. Santorum won by 69 votes. No. It was 34 votes. Santorum won it, but it was found out two weeks later...pretty much when no one cared anymore.

Romney won in New Hampshire, but only when he deflected attention away from his personal taxes.

Gingrich won in South Carolina solely due to attacking the messenger in televised debates, not the message conveyed...thereby permitting him to snow the voters into thinking he's tough, but he's actually nothing but a NOOB (Nasty Ornery Old Bastard).

I predict Paul will win Florida by blaming everything on everyone else and he will continue to blame Government...all while he hides the facts he wants to be a part of it.

So the stage is set for Nevada.

I predict it will be, partially due to the Citizens United ruling, a tie between Sheldon Adelson and Steve Wynn to win Nevada. And they can both argue across Desert Inn Road who is better, they counted wrong, I want a re-count, blaming each other for voter suppression and tinkering with the votes.

After the dust settles, all four of the above front runners will be left scratching their heads in confusion at what the hell happened when they leave on planes at McCarran Airport here in Las Vegas.

Or it could be like you said, Gleanster. Nobody wins.

[Onetime Las Vegan, Back in New York]

If no one will win the GOP nomination this year, why did you post a picture of Mitt Romney anyway? Don't tell me that's not Romney—it is an empty suit, after all.

[Judy]

No matter which of the nitwits that are still left standing going into the GOP Convention (either one or more) the radical agenda of the GOP/Tea Party/WeHateAllButUs Party will not coalesce into anything other than disharmony and fear. These folks have gone so far to the Right that they have no agenda that they can agree on except for the hate toward anyone on the Left or even the Center for that matter. Their own in-party fighting will leave no one unscathed. They will continue to eat their own for the chance at ruling the United States on behalf of the 1%. That leaves the American people the winners when President Obama wins his 2nd term.

[RussBBinVegas@aol.com]

The obvious answer is that we should just make Sheldon Adelson president-by-acclamation!

[Goldy]

No nominee? Just because in the past no nominee has lost Iowa, New Hampshire, and South Dakota? And now we have three left without a clean sweep?

No nominee is the only rational conclusion.

And it makes an important point regarding affirmative action. Affirmative action critics have long held that the unintended consequence is reverse discrimination.

In this case, the one job that a middle-aged, white male is guaranteed to have--the Republican Presidential nominee--is completely vacated!

There is but one explanation articulated quite well by Dave Chappelle and Paul Mooney: blame the black guy!

[Observer]

Gleaner, this is your big break. Call up the Republican Party and tell them they need someone besides Gingrich.
Wait, they already know that.
And everybody else is exhausted and discredited.
Wait, they already know that too.

So who should they nominate?
drum roll...
The Gleaner !!
A fresh face. An outsider to the Washington cesspool.
running on a ticket with VP candidate
Sharron Angle!!!

***A truly balanced ticket!!!****