Jim & Dawn helpfully keep Rory's hope alive

Thank goodness Jim and Dawn have reached a divorce settlement so the sordid details of their cheesy lives won't be put on public display.

An inventory of sociopathic behavior and despicable acts committed by Jim Gibbons would have been redundant, anyway. But there's a possibility, s'pose, that new and widely publicized accounts revealing Gov. Pervus A. McSkanktard's mental and emotional imbalance might have soured a teabagger or two on his run for a second term. And of course Rory Reid's only chance to win the governor's office hinges on the unhinged teabaggers (with help from RIROs like your Gleaner!) putting Gibbons over the top against Brian Sandoval in the GOP primary.

With the divorce trial out of the way, the nation's creepiest governor can continue to focus on a) sending teabaggers campaign flyers disguised as letters asking agency heads to prepare for more budget cuts, and b) further endearing himself to the angry paranoid right by campaigning NOT against his opponents in the gubernatorial race but against Harry Reid.

Yup, the lay o' the land looks mighty favorable for ol' Perv McScurve these days, especially since Sandoval (nor Rory, for that matter, let alone the geezer attention whore who keeps pretending he'll run for governor) appears willing to say jack about the latest Gibbons plot to further gut what is already the nation's cheapest state government. Keep it up, Sandoval. Don't say a word. Just leave the stage to Gibbons. After all, Gibbons can't beat you in a primary because Pete and Greg already said you get to be governor this time, so might as well start measuring for the drapes, right?

Comments

[Nevada Ned]

Gleaner, I was eagerly looking forward to a bitter divorce trial between the two GibbonsCritters. I was hoping for something bigger than the O. J. Simpson Trial.

In one corner, the Goobernator. The Mazzeo Molester. The Luv Guv.

In the other corner, the Enraged Ferret. The Wronged Wife. Dawn (not the dishwash detergent). Hell Hath No Fury like...

"Let's Get Ready To Rumble!!!"

In anticipation of the big event, I had invited in all my friends and neighbors, and bought popcorn in bulk. Now I'll have to truck all the popcorn back to Sam's Club. Good thing I saved the receipt.

Now I am bitterly disappointed. If the trial had lived down to my Great Expectations, the state government could broadcast the trial on pay per view and make up some of the budget deficit.

[Happygirl]

Let the POS rant all he wants -- he will not seek another; the Nev. GOP isn't that stupid.
On a happier note: Karl Rove is getting a divorce.
All together now: "Awwwwwww ..."

[Scorpiogal]

@ Happygirl,

Re: Rove
His soon to be ex must be ecstatic. I mean who the hell wouldn't be?