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11/09/2009

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Heller isn't opposed to federal oversight of health care, nor spending federal dollars on health care...oh, Heller ("As a fiscal conservative, I have fought for lower taxes, to reign in wasteful spending, and for smaller government"), doesn't like earmarks, so these must be some kind of gift from the Chinese to Heller to dispense with as he pleases?

Renown Health Women’s and Children’s Center, Labor and Delivery Dept. [private hospital]
Renown Regional Medical Center, Reno, NV 89502
Rep. Dean Heller (NV-2) requests $800,000 (Requested)
*In order to serve the Washoe County and Northern Nevada region, Renown Health must expand and renovate their current facilities in the Women's and Children's Center to meet these needs.


Nephrology Center of Excellence
St Mary’s Regional Medical Center, Reno, NV 89503 [private hospital]
Rep. Dean Heller (NV-2) requests $800,000 (Requested)
*This center will provide residents of Northern Nevada and Northeastern California the option of accessing kidney transplants at St. Mary's Regional Medical Center.

University of Nevada School of Medicine, Reno, NV, for the Center for Molecular Medicine, including equipment...$571,000

Carson Tahoe Regional Healthcare/CTRH Dayton Hospital, for purchase of equipment...$571,000

St. Mary's Regional Medical Center, for facilities and equipment...$383,000

Whittemore Peterson Institute for Neuro-Immune Disease, Sparks, NV for facilities and equipment...$192,000

St. Mary's Regional Medical Center, Reno, NV for facilities and equipment...$190,000

Pershing County General Hospital and Nursing Home, Lovelock, NV for facilities and equipment...$190,000


Yeah, who knew that "granting massive government intrusion" and "massive government expansion and higher taxes is not the reform our nation needs."

And don't forget to also thank Shelley and Dina for voting NAY on the arcane and authoritarian Stupak (read "STUPID") Amendment! Although it unfortunately passed, there's hope we can get it removed in Conference. If it remains in place, women won't even be able to pay for their own reproductive health care under any of the plans offered in the exchange!

Perhaps one thing we need to do next, hopefully once the Senate passes its health care bill, is urge Obama & Reid to remove the Stupak Amendment from the final bill.

I am a fervent believer in universal access to affordable health insurance for all Nevadans first and then the rest of America.

But I want to give opponents an equal opportunity to gain my support. Therefore, using the actual policy in the bill, here is how you can get me:

* Make my income $500,000 per year
(The bill would then affect me adversely and I would then be furious that .02% of my income went to helping someone else beside me.)
* Guarantee I never get sick (Then I can just be pissed that I have to pay anything for those damned sick people.)
* Make my employees lazy and unproductive.
(Then I won't feel guilty when I deny them a health insurance plan and I won't have to compete with anyone for the good employees by offering benefits.)
* Make sure I never expand my business beyond the boarders of the U.S. (Then I won't have to compete with other businesses that have government subsidized benefits.)
* Make sure I never sell my insurance company stock. (Then I would be pissed when the stock takes off because they make out so well under the new government plan.)

So, here I am, open-minded and willing to convert to the other side. Just meet my criteria and I'm ready for the crazy to wash right over me.

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