Slack-jawed yokel mistakes guns for guts and other assorted gleanettes

• Facebook! Not so much! Still, as a patriotic American, it might be your duty to join the "1 Million Strong Against our SOCIALIST Fire Departments" group.
• Open note to the Nevada wingtards who want to oust Harry Reid for all the wrong reasons. I didn't bother to read your anti-Reid mailer (via Sebelius) because I was distracted by the "Getty images" stamp in big white letters over all your photos, which of course is super lame and makes it look like a couple of sloppy con artists sent out some mailers from their mom's basement just to see how many idiots they could rope into sending them checks. Unlike the fire department, Getty isn't a socialist endeavor, and I think if you want to use their pictures without having their name stamped all over them, you have to pay them. But whatever.
• From the RJ: "Sen. John Ensign, R-Nev., says he's working up his own version of health care reform." Ah, so now Ensign's trying to survive his scandals by using humor.
• "They can call Uhaul and pack their ass and leave ... Pack your shit and go home. That's my feelings." Oh goodness. Being in the vicinity of firearms sure gets faux cowboy and Clark County Commissioner Tom Collins aroused. Hey, Commissioner Assbumpkin Shitferbrains, you know who talks like that when they get overexcited around guns and try to sound all tough and no-nonsense and manly-like even though they're actually just affluent fat lazy white fucking males who mistake the good ol' boy network for political principles and whose sole purpose in life is funneling cash and prizes to campaign contributors? Pussies.
• Meantime, more John Ensign humor: He "gazed into his lap, fiddling with his wedding band, turning it this way and that, slipping it off and putting it on different fingers." Wonkette approves.

Comments

[CollegeStudent]

A legit Daily Glean.
it had been too long

[judy]

The Facebook anti fire department site is a hoot.

[Scorpiogal]

@ Gleaner,
Most excellent win!

Us women folk call would tend to call the Commissioner Assbumpkin Shitferbrains lot 'Small Peens'.

Now actual 'Pussies'...they would be the ones who ask their parents for 96K to pay for....well,you get the picture.

[a]

I agree with the first comment. Bring back the round ups with sharp and witty criticism.