Area man attacked by mild-mannered Dr. B.J. Honeycutt

If there's one thing Americans have been clamoring for, it's to get more telephone calls with recorded political messages while they're sitting at home after a hard day's work. Thankfully, America's grown-up progressive bloggers, acting as a PAC called Blue America, are pleased to oblige.

Blue America was last spotted urging Congress not to give phone companies amnesty for unlawfully violating your Constitutional rights in collusion with the illegal Bush junta.

Now they're launching robocalls into some of the contested congressional districts where Freedom's Watch is already doing the same, and Blue America's calls use the voice of friendly full-on liberal Mike Farrell to attack -- gasp! -- Freedom's Watch financier and Southern Nevada's very own Bitchy Little Area Megalomaniac, Sheldon Adelson.

Well, not by name. What Farrell, or Dr. B.J. Honeycutt as he was once known back when there were only three channels on the teevee and one of them had M*A*S*H, says (via the Fix) is that "Freedom's Watch is actually a group of Bush supporters desperate to keep your eye off the Iraq war and the saber-rattling in Iran," and the group is "fronting for Karl Rove and billionaires."

Hey that's our billionaire, mister snooty Hollywood liberal pants.

"Electing Democrats like [insert icky tax-hiking defeatist evildoer sympathizing Democrat here]  is their worst nightmare," B.J. says. "Let's keep them up at night for a change."

See? Once you've been emasculated by the sly indoctrination of ultra-liberal Alan Alda, you don't go back.

Comments

[Nancy]

"Let's keep them up at night for a change" POETRY - ABSOLUTE POETRY