The Nevada Way
A Lake Tahoe elitist who lied about being in a band, but not a particularly good or interesting band, accuses another Lake Tahoe elitist of molesting his daughter, and the latter elitist in turn is defended by a French-cuffs-wearing governor who has been accused of molesting a single mother, so now the elitist accused of molesting the other elitist's daughter is going to hook up with the snazzily-cuffed governor, who also by the way is definitely not having an extramarital affair so that isn't news, and together with a handful of greedy bidnesspeople who hate government, they'll decide what's best for the state and it's future while everyone else shuffles along quietly like innocent bystanders. Go Nevada! (RJ, Sebelius, Monger)
UPDATE: The one Lake Tahoe elitist may not have lied about being in a not particularly good or interesting band after all. Instead, he only lied about lying about it. Or something like that (Vintage R&NR). Damned elitists and their fancy Lake Tahoe values. Why can't they just stick to straight talk like folks in the heartland?
This must be part of a larger plan by the gubber to help the environment by recycling old garbage.
Reminder: if you're ever around these guys and drop your wallet, kick it waaaay down the street until it is finally safe to bend over and pick it up.
Posted by: texexnv@gmail.com | 05/13/2008 at 08:46 AM
This makes me feel sad. We Democrats were supposed to be the ones who had the sex scandals while Republicans were merely financially corrupt. Republicans are glomming onto our action ... and it appears that they really like to get action.
Posted by: Michael Green | 05/13/2008 at 09:04 AM
MIchael,
Don't feel sad. There is a big difference between the Democrats "getting action" and the Republicans "forcing action". The Republicans are either buying it, stealing it or forcing it while Democrats are still looking for good old consentual action.
Horny democrats, pervert, sexual offender Republicans. I'd say there is quite a difference.
Posted by: Judy | 05/13/2008 at 09:22 AM
Thanks, Judy. I'm going to try to pull out of it. Uh, maybe I should rephrase that. That sounds like something The Gibber might say!
Posted by: Michael Green | 05/13/2008 at 10:45 AM
Maybe Dawn will leave the "dark side" and come into the light, and in the process, spill ALL the dirty little secrets of that freakazoid we have to call governor...
Posted by: EmbarqMark | 05/13/2008 at 12:08 PM
Maybe the media should be asking Jim Gibbons what he has been doing for the past 11 1/2 years behind Dawn's back before he ask her to move out of the Governors Mansion. I think she is the better candidate to be there, he has not been honest with her or the people of Nv.
Posted by: Ann Thompson | 05/22/2008 at 08:09 AM