BDSM professional to make light snack of Harry Reid

Former gubernatorial candidate, "dominatrice" to the neoconservative stars and musclewoman Leola McConnell has announced that come the Democratic primary for U.S. Senate in 2010, she expects to kick Harry Reid's ass for him. But not in a nice way.

"I'm exploring the possibility of running against Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid in 2010," McConnell says on a "Leola McConnell for U.S. Senate 2010" website. "I consider Senator Harry Reid to be the most ineffective (and weak) majority leader in the history of the U.S. Senate."

At first blush, unseating the powerful and powerfully well-funded Majority Leader of the U.S. Senate in a Democratic primary might seem like a tall order for a woman who was last seen garnering 4 percent of the vote in the 2006 Nevada Democratic gubernatorial primary.

But McConnell can make a strong case that her talents and experience are much more relevant to the challenges and grave responsibilities facing federal lawmakers than they ever might have been with respect to mere state and local issues. For instance, according to promotional materials, McConnell's book Lustful Utterances explains...

...why the homoerotic-sado-masochism of Abu Ghraib prison could only have manifested itself on George Bush's tenure as leader of the free world.

Political movers and shakers of the far right have been seventy percent of Leola's interactions as a dominatrice since 1981. Assessing the homoerotic and sado-masochistic tendencies of people in positions of power she has known and the negative affects on society, their disturbingly closeted homosexual desires were some of the reasons Leola decided to run for governor of Nevada in 2006. No doubt she will be portrayed by those who have actively worked to discredit her over the last four years as having betrayed a confidence for coming forward with the truth about what took place between them -- particularly for exposing their Decider in Chief President George Bush. While many of the homoerotic-sado-masochistic encounters she speaks of in Lustful Utterances involving Roy Cohn and George Bush, when he was a private citizen, are unappetizing topics, it is the reality of the sexual hypocrisy of other former Reagan White House alumni she would come to know throughout her later years as a dominatrice.

Once elected to the Senate, McConnell will hopefully get a powerful assignment as a chair of a subcommittee. Then she can hold hearings and investigate why the mainstream media steadfastly refuses to report her explosive revelations about Bush whimpering in relief upon getting stripped, bound, gagged and fastened to a vertical rack with a bit in his mouth while Leola firmly held the reins in one hand and flagellated him with a riding crop with the other.

Reid's office was not immediately available for comment.

Comments

[MikeZ]

omg! I think I found my candidate for 2010!

She's already 20 points ahead right out of the gate!

[OldScratch]

This would be a good cage match Z.

[Rich S]

gotta build a production number around her, she's a shoe in! LMAO

[Average Reader]

I'd vote for her to be the new Clark County Democratic Chairman, anything is an improvement.

[texexnv@gmail.com]

Could do worse considering we had a pres whose major life achievement was the movie "Bedtime for Bonzo". Come to think of it, Reid hasn't even accomplished that much.

[CoyoteMan]

She's a shoe-in!
I've seen her in a Catwoman suit!

;)

[texexnv@gmail.com]

Reid wooses out again for the jillionth time.

Let's give Leola a chance.

[Nevada Ned]

If she wins the Democratic primary for Senator, the Republicans might retaliate by nominating pornstar Mary Carey. Who says politics is dull?

[A.C.]

I need to buy that book. Where can I buy the book?!?!?!?!?!

[D'Ann]

Yeah! Where can I get the book? I've been looking all over for it. I have read a lot of stuff about what is really going in in the high paces and I can know she isn't making it up. Go to www.prisonplanet.com and listen to the daily live shows, and if you don't want to be a member go to google video and watch 'Loose Change 2" and 'Endgame' and all the rest of Alex's documentairies like 'Terrorstorm 2' and 'America destroyed by design'. Make sure they are the full length vesions on ther because some have put clips. I an a member and really there is so much to watch and learn I haven't even turned that lying media TV on in months. I thought it was well worth the money to see the audio interviews, and video interviews and there is always upates and something going on. He does 6 shows a week and talks about the dirt of all of this and what we are facing. YOur eyes will be opened, I promise.

I want the book to read too.