Hillary's instinctive connection with the American West

Although October 26th marks her 60th birthday, our nation's most active former first lady shows no signs of slowing down. She remains committed to shattering the ultimate glass ceiling — you know, the one that has kept this country from ever electing a president who had been married to a president.

And thank goodness. It's about time that the doors of opportunity are thrown open so future spouses of presidents might realize their full potential, unhindered by discriminatory biases.

Meanwhile, it turns out that the former first lady's birthday also happens to be the 126th anniversary of the Gunfight at the OK Corral. According to this essay on Wiki (so it must be true), Ike Clanton and Tom McLaury had been drinking the entire night before and hadn't had a wink of sleep. On top of that, both had been pistol-whipped, by Virgil and Wyatt Earp, respectively, mere hours before the shootout.

Hmm. So the Earps and Doc Holliday used superior firepower to violently attack an already much-weakened force that posed no imminent threat. Just like Bush and Cheney, except without all the messianic psychopathy.

Then there was Sheriff Johnny Behan, who did next to nothing to stop the gunfight, and whose contribution to the story and the era consists primarily of taking whatever position seemed convenient at the time in a constant, cynical effort to advance his now deservedly forgotten political aspirations and ...

Hey, that reminds us ... did we mention that Friday marked the former first lady's birthday?

Comments

[dtjr]

and,hey, we must also remember this day is also the Gleaner's Birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY,GLEANER!!!!!

[Roberta]

Yay for the Gleaner!

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[OJ was framed!]

fasdf, is that code -- or a Hilary Clinton fundraising pitch ?