Hillary finds common ground with those who hate her so

Only people harboring mystical mythical god beliefs are capable of moral behavior, as any morning cable news network anchor, given an opportunity to be on the teevee later in the day, will happily attest. And so CNN broadcast a forum featuring the Democratic prez wannabes discussing faith, at which Hillary Clinton confides that the only way she got through the ordeal of whatsherface giving Bill history's most famous blow job was by appealing to the magic god wizard.

Wouldn't you know? The churchy wing of the War Party says that's how they survived Hillary's husband's horn dog rule, too. Nicely triangulated, H-Rod!

Meantime, when you're a Democratic woman politician trying to appeal to the all-important churchy vote that runs roughshod over the nation's political dialog, only the skin on your face and your hands may be exposed to view by men and strangers.

The Puffy-Wrapped Modesty Scarf: America's answer to the burka.

Rumors could not be confirmed that, in the interest of being fair and balanced, FOX News planned to broadcast a forum featuring the War Party wannabes discussing reality.

Comments

[IronJawed]

Crap! Is the next year-and-a-half going to be commentaries on Hillary's sense of style? I'd rather watch 'Talk Soup,' frankly.

[texex]

I think you have a little scarf barf there on your chin, IJ.

that's so sad...

[The Sin City Siren]

I had never really considered the whole female neck covering issue. Perhaps that's why H-Rod was enamored for a time with draping a casual cardigan over her suit jacket? I think it smacks of a fear of boobies. That's the problem, right? This can't possibly be about fashion.

I think I'm with IJ. On the other hand, perhaps I should be glad that no one has brought up the PMS/hysterical/dried up crone boogey man yet. Oh wait. Never mind.

[MTM]

In Clinton's case, I'm sure its fear of the turkey neck a la "I Feel Bad About My Neck" by Nora Ephron.

[texex]

Or fear of getting it chopped off if she sticks it out too far. Turkeys have really long necks.